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my name is justin.

i'm a daft ruby/rails/js/unix/c++ hacker/developer from the late 90s underground, enjoys being toffee-nosed and obsessing over electronic music (no, not what YOU call "techno").

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[MeMi] Internal and Public-facing Projects

Lately I’ve been bombarded by job opportunities. The only thing I’ve possibly done to initiate any of these would be Twittering that I was going to do my annual resume updating… but things are just getting out of hand now!

“Naughty Axxxxxx is a leading adult entertainment provider in San Diego, and we’re looking for a great Ruby on Rails developer and group leader, like yourself, for our “Sxxxx Wxxxx” R&D Department.

As the third member of this elite and secretive crew, you’d be working on new and exciting internal and public-facing projects (some of which are set to blow the top off the adult industry).

Benefits include full medical/dental/vision coverage at no additional cost to you, 401(k) with matching, FSA, flexible hours, choice of Mac or PC use, and a young fast-paced work environment.

We would like to recommend a substantial starting salary, between $50k-$80k, upon approval of your experience! “

Pr0n industry? Oh noez, “internal projects” sounds kind of nasty, don’t you agree?